LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.LAW OF THE TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF ALIBI : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
THEATRE RULE : People with the seats furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
