Some Laws that NEWTON forgot to mention

LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF ALIBI : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

THEATRE RULE : People with the seats furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.